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The food and wine is clearly MUCH better in Spain - FACT. .

Please enlighten me, when/where was your last time here (in Portugal), eating, partying, etc, guided and advised by locals?

dated a very attractive Portugeeze woman this evening. It all went well but i had to fight the urge to mention cod. it's a strange world.

You should have.

Impossible - there aren't any. Apart from Nelly Furtado.

Did she look like Cristiano Ronaldo?

Wouldn´t expect this from you Paul... thought you knew better.
I dare you to visit a Lisbon beach, one of the hundreds available here, in july.
Then we can talk, ´til then talk of what you know.