Football

Never did it at Stoke.

also he missed that Pen in the World Cup Semi against Brazil, and didn't seem too bothered.

VB and Kluivert were both totally awesome - so they can bypass the Stoke-o-meter

Kluivert was a fruitcake of a player, on a par with Carroll, personality wise. He's mellowed down a lot.
I had a chat with him a couple of months ago whilst interviewing him for a website that I do some editorial stuff for. He's the head coach of the reserve squad at Twente now. The players love him and has them playing some decent football, there's a kid called Ola John (Collins John younger brother) at the club that he's done a lot of work with.