Football

can we go back to switching "y" for "ij"

That was funnij.

In Dutch this would be written funnie

whilst reading about Dutch football I noticed that Pierre Van Hooijdonk is that universally - unlike the Cruijff phenomenon.

To twist things even further, it turns out Pierre isn't actually his first name... WAC!

True

Is it van Hellsingooor of Hellseidink. Or whatever Jan Vanegroot of Helsingoor's full name is.

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
Makes Peter Crouch look like a super model.

Petrus Ferdinandus Johannes "Pierre" van Hooijdonk

Makes Pele look thoroughly understated in his full name.

Fact!