Epic fail

the bloody camp system snapped leaving me stranded in the pouring rain whilst others scoffed down large amounts of top nosh

Camp system?

It's a method for learning how to co-ordinate your clothing with maximum panache, how to walk as lightly as a professional dancer, how to pluck the eyebrows to give you 'that' look, tips on choosing the right man-bag and generally teaches you how to be fabulous.

You left as waiting for 1 1/2 hours because you couldn't co-ordinate what you wore?

Respect!