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It's a method for learning how to co-ordinate your clothing with maximum panache, how to walk as lightly as a professional dancer, how to pluck the eyebrows to give you 'that' look, tips on choosing the right man-bag and generally teaches you how to be fabulous.
If your camp system snaps you cannot possibly go out in public.
You must return to your apartment immediately and listen to your Bette Midler records while weeping uncontrollably into your soft furnishings.
you have my sympathy, Spotter.