Epic WTF

I thought Ed might like some subtitles

Girl 1: I've got the clap
Man: Naturally
Girl 2: I'm actually a man
Man: I used to be a woman!
(laughter. Soldiers arrive)
Soldier: We've been in that tank for 3 days. I need to drink someone's piss.
(piss is brought)
Girl 3: Your health!
Soldier: Thank you. Would anyone care for a game of Kerplunk?
Girl 4: I love Kerplunk!
Soldier: of course you do. Who doesn't love Kerplunk?
Girl 5: I don't. I think Kerplunk is boring
Girl 6. So do I. But I think they have other games in the tank too.
Man: Bitches! Bitches! Aren't we going to have sex in my stolen car?
Girls: fuck off you transgender nonce. We play Kerplunk with soldiers!
Voiceover: Join the army. Play Kerplunk! With girls!

Ha!