Special Edition Rugby Ralph Lauren Tweed Run - Registration now open

You've got the wrong end of the stick. Social rides are supposed to be big, attention-seeking things, especially ones as absurd as the Tweed Run.

They're at their most tragic when they take themselves too seriously, and it's just 15 grown men riding around on bikes with no gears or brakes.

Like the Football Stadium ride.

I'm gettin sponsorship next year and it's gonna be featured on Football Focus and Soccer AM. Helen Chamberlyne, Gabriel Clark and Colin Murray are all participating!