Ways not to lock your bike

So locked my bike up in shorditch for about an hour tonight, nyc fahg locking the frame to the sheffield stand, and an abus extendo-licorice-piece-of-shit-loop-lock through my brooks saddle, both wheels and the d-lock. Come back to my bike to find the cable cut, and my seat and seat post gone.

Possible morals:

• don't use an extendo-licorice-piece-of-shit-loop-lock, secatuers make short work of these
  
• don't buy a brooks
  
• don't lock your bike in shoreditch