I confess...

This.

Going postal has never seemed so appealing.

Flying planes into buildings now seems a fairly reasonable option.

I'm not depressed or anything, but I just think the whole world needs a right good kick up the arse.
The problem is, when anything epic and spectacular and life changing does occur (Arab Spring, etc) the press goes and fucks the whole thing up by giddily rolling around in the story like a dog in cow shit until the whole thing is blurred and smeared everywhere.

I want something epic to happen that just makes the press gape like terrified children, something that stops people acting like proper cunts to each other, that puts life back in perspective.

2001 A Space Odyssey kind of thing.

Easy. You just need to rid the planet of the internet for 6months, thus allowing genuine scenes, music and movements the time and space to grow as opposed to complete rinsin everything gets now. Plus no more fucking cameras. Facebook is chuck full of folk not eating but taking pictures of everything they've ordered. Protests are full of people standing around taking images. Even the football is full of people with fucking cameras. Live your lives- not recording it.

good news: I feel more mentally stable.