Rat Bikes! Pub Bikes Beaters! Frankenbikes!

I have a basket on an entirely inappropriate bike at the moment, that means it belongs in here right?

I don't anticipate it affecting the handling too much as I plan to use it exclusively for carrying cake and beer (and sometimes breakfast maybe).

Pretty sure I saw this bike locked up in Chinatown on sat. Was admiring it whilst sinking a few at De Hems