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Which meat eating lands you in prison? Outside of cannibalism and property theft I don't think eating any animal would get you put in prison would it?

Might be an interesting argument in court.

I've certainly no desire to do it but I believe its legal to eat cats, dogs, horses etc... as long as they're your own property. Might be issue with slaughtering animals in a non approved area though.

Swan?

You can eat it, you just can't kill it yourself