Rat Bikes! Pub Bikes Beaters! Frankenbikes!

I have a basket on an entirely inappropriate bike at the moment, that means it belongs in here right?

I don't anticipate it affecting the handling too much as I plan to use it exclusively for carrying cake and beer (and sometimes breakfast maybe).

Down in London for a day, saw you riding this past the Palace Theatre just before 12. Looked great, tempted by a front basket now.