Mornington Crescent!

Being sent to Coventry's too good for him. In all my years I've never seen such a flagrant breach. He won't get away with it, not during my tenure.

That's your youth of today right there

Southampton Row

Clive I used to work on Southampton Row and frankly I cannot possibly see how you could play Southampton Row in this instance. I know there are the rules, but the spirit of the game must be preserved.

Clapham South

I third the motion.

The spirit of the game does not bear a constant listing of underground stations.

Aldwych.

Clive Tube updates have gone a bit funny. Don't trust them for travel today, kids.

I'll see your Aldwich and raise you Latimer Road.

lights cigar

Tredegar Square

York Road and it is all Cliveo's fault.

Kensington (Olympia)

you know what, fuck you man, no really - fuck. you. this isn't 1998 anymore.

Willesden Junction

Catford

fyp

I think this elegant move could find a permanent place in the rulebook. I'd call it the LongAndWinding Julienne. What do people think? It isn't already in there, is it? It's hard to find stuff these days now that the rules are up to 73,629 pages.

Forgot to mention - I was invoking an Adder of the Black variety.

Kensington (Olympia)

Hmmm, that was going to be my move.

London City Airport

I'm also worried about what rulebook Oliver seems to be using...

Hoxton

Surely you mean Shoreditch High St my good man?

nope, hoxton. what's the game again? ;)

Shoreditch Hight St it is then - we are playing manchego-farquharson rules after all

I'll risk all with a Perivale

Custom House (DLR)

Blackfriars Bridge.

I think you can see where I am heading.

yes, but the overhead jink into hackney wick is too disingenius