Football

So by 31 Rooney will be just spending his days playing with tyres hanging on rope... i can see that but think he will want to win something with England as Captain.. that wont happen for a while, and for that reason he will hang on in there, he is a big fella but doesn't have any real niggly injuries.

Brilliant stuff mate.

He could play until he's a hundred and fucking fifty and he'll win fuck all with England*, or probably even captain them.

*Unless they bring back the Home Internationals.