Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

ha this is very true, it never occurred how tricky british double speak must be for non-native english speakers

I guess what you mean is "Speak English or die!", right?

The gag would still work* with correct physics, so there was no call for it to be wrong beyond ignorance.

*as long as you only wish on supernovae

the gag works perfectly unless your completely anal about everything ever.

''chickens don't cross roads, they have no concept of the green cross code let alone what the other side is, if you'd said human then it will be ok, with no need for it to be wrong beyond ignorance."

I know he knows lots of stuff but MDCC testers delivery always reminds me of Mr Logic from Viz. Dont know if thats been said before, sorry. :)

A quick look on wiki had me laughing all over again at how brilliant that was.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Logic

And I know not really a meme, yadda yadda yadda.

^ Repped!

Interesting to read that the creator of Mr Logic losely based the characted on his brother who has Aspergers.

I'm not ashamed to admit I have a Viz subscription. Its not as funny to me as when I was a young teenager and sneaking looks at my brother's copies but it still has some cracking humour in it in places.

I guess what you mean is "Speak English or die!", right?

well not in so many words...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Logic

Mr. Logic was inspired by Chris Donald's own brother, Keith, who was much later diagnosed with Asperger syndrome.

As somebody not far up that spectrum, my natural mode is less extreme than Mr Logic, but certainly in the same sphere. Now that I've learned by deliberate study what the Neurotypic majority expects, I have the choice, in writing at least, to reflect on my first draft and edit it either in an attempt to pass as "normal" or to turn the Aspie dial up a bit for humorous effect.

In the rubbish 'wish upon a star' joke, my first instinct was to correct the stupidity of using light years in reference to a passage of time. I could have just let it pass, which is what NT people would do, assuming they actually spotted the howler, but instead it became interesting to extend the critique to the magnitude of the error too. I learned something in the process - the most distant individual stars visible to the naked eye are about 1400 light years away, the most distant points of light visible to the naked eye are usually galaxies a few million light years away, but recently an object 7.5 billion light years away blinked into view. That star is not just dead, it was already dead before the Solar system formed.

http://thehairpin.com/2011/11/women-struggling-to-drink-water
http://s23.theawl.com/hair/up/2011/10/shutterstock_37932490-640x426.jpg

If you're charging £1/kg for something which is on tap in every home for 0.1p/kg, your advertising is going to have to give the illusion that the stuff is cheap enough to throw around.

Ummm... I don't think that's the illusion they're trying to give:

Guns and Pork video is awesome. BTW did anyone else notice that the dude on the skates was breakless?

http://i.imgur.com/NAXaw.gif

Related:
http://xkcd.com/949/

nsfw?

nsfw?

Definitely. The tits are probably OK, but the clear view of the pussy is too much.

http://thehairpin.com/2011/11/women-struggling-to-drink-water

..funny as it is, *Titanic *made that joke in 2001 -

("What's wrong with our women? TOO DUMB TO DRINK !")

soon

is this a meme??
probably a repost but man its good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnxNnJYziMY

PhotoShop was open so I was obviously doing some 'work'... ;P

Might have to get this one printed for use in the Flying Scotsman

..funny as it is, *Titanic *made that joke in 2001 -

("What's wrong with our women? TOO DUMB TO DRINK !")

thats awesome, i completely forgot that even existed what with me never going to germany till 2010 and having no knowledge of there domestic magzines