• I'm not stopping over - I've got a huge cheese and wine party to attend back in the provinces that evening, so I'm taking the train home at 5.30-ish and pedalling like a fury for a date with gout!

    I should be good for all manner of wheeled shenanigans before then, however, such as hipflask tomfoolery and straining pints of ale through one's impressive moustache!

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