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What is a scone, bread, biscuit or cake?

None of the above. A scone is baked nostalgia; a savoury memory; a risen edifice to times gone by. An illusion, several times over.

No, a scone is a promise made crumble, a tease, a come-on, an ingenue in lingerie sprawling on the chaise-longue of appetite.

Nancy-boys alert!

All reported for ruining the pastry for the rest of working class.