Cyclist assaulted on Chelsea Embankment

I'd like to drive around town in a battered transit van with huge lumps of rusted metal hanging off, smoking whilst on the phone and shaving with half a dozen kids loose in the back, ipad on lap no seat belt getting dressed drinking a latte with a massive sense of self importance and urgency.. all over the road putting lumocking great scratches and dents in all the impatient twats cars

as for the smoking... you wait till you get the kids into be Mike... tenner says you will murder for a proper smoke ;)

I like nothing more than a proper smoke, don't get me wrong. But in the car with kids in the back?