• To the guy on a yellow single speed fuji with 'messenger chain lock' and mini-fahg (tip, don't put that heavy chain round your waist if it's going to pull your trousers down and expose your whole, comedy boxer clad arse):
    You are an idiot. Rljing aaaaallll the way down camberwell new road then getting rinsed by the same 5 cyclists between every.single.set.of.lights.
    If you were in a desperate hurry to get somewhere I could see why you might anticipate when the lights will change and nip through when it's safe, but no: going half way across the Oval junction and stopping at the island then pottering off and getting overtaken before the next set of lights where you'd pass the rest of us, then get overtaken and repeat ALL THE WAY TO PECKHAM (i presume; lost you after camberwell).
    Stop it. It makes you look like a prick, makes car drivers hate all cyclists and you'll end up dead/fined.

    Guy wearing Duff Beer jersey on a blue Bianchi road bike, track standing like a BOSS (didn't unclip in 5 miles even when waiting at lights for 5 minutes) however... Thanks for making me feel inadequate.

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