Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

It's hideous. The saddle, the spacers, the bar angle, the cable routing are all wrong, and you could drive a bus through the gap between the seat tube and the rear wheel.

It's not hideous, it's fine. Not porn, not anti, but ok, like a Ford Mondeo or a Byron Burger. Both of which are hardly desirable, but in their own way, perfectly fine.