• To the cretin on a geared Boardman "racing" me last night.

    There is no excuse for undertaking anyone on any road ever. Doing it to me on Park Lane does not make you an awesome racer, It makes you a stupid prick.

    As I saw you undertake a left turning Taxi I giggled and guessed your life expectancy as 2 weeks (The standard given for RLJers and undertakers).

    That you then continued to "race" me around Wellington Arch and towards Victoria is further proof that you're a cunt. I was riding home, that's all, f you want to race don't try and do it against me on my commute you utter tool.

    The fact that you were struggling so much as we rounded onto Grosvenor Place and failed to notice the Police car and three taxis, travelling in the same direction as us, slow down to a complete halt whilst pulling in to the kerb to let the big luminous Ambulance with sirens blazing speed past in the opposite direction amazes me.

    The fact that you then failed to stop and rear ended me and slammed yourself side ways in to the (Now parked) crimson Taxi beggars belief.

    And no, your feeble apology didn't make me feel better. I only hope that as I gave you that look and set off, to leave you to sort out your own mess with the driver of the Taxi that you'd impacted, allowed you to gain some insight as to why you are not Chris Boardman, it was not 1990s, I was not Graham Obree and the busy roads full of potential death machines between Marble Arch and Victoria are most certainly not a fucking velodrome.

    You are a total weapon and the roads would be a better safer place if you traded your bicycle in for a cyanide capsule.

    Yours with disdain.

    EmiliƩ Object.

    Number on in my list of bike rules:
    http://baconwolf.blogspot.com/2011/07/bike-rules.html

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