Crap 'Buzzwords'

Wouldn't you like to know. :)

All perfectly fine, you massive forrun.

You massive racist.

+1

+1

a bungalow.

whoop whoop.

*delete as appropriate

ftfy

I see Planet X styling their on going sale as the 'Indian Summer Sale'. Perhaps Superprecise would like to take it up with them?

"On trend"…

… FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF!!!

BANG on trend, i think you'll find.

We are the Apple Mac of our industry

Some *priceless *examples here, good work!

'...not what good looks like' is absolutely terrible.

Yesterday I was at a 'Naming Workshop' - literally a meeting to decide on a name for a building we're doing - and so I will nominate 'workshop'. Which is basically a meeting in which something is done or achieved rather than just talked about or reflected upon. Cunty.

Also there was this bozo-brained graphic design 'bod' (urgh) there who 'tabled' (double urgh) the worst logos I've ever seen. Dismal they were. Anyway he kept saying 'as it were' after everything he said. It made absolutely no sense at all. So I'll also nominate 'as it were'.

Also: 'RIP'

"visionary" is having a good day.

Why has nobody mentioned the CLOUD.

'Resilience' is wearing a bit thin here

London 2012
Business as usual
Greatest show on earth

That little lot is driving me insane.
Wibble.

Has anyone added 'soft meeting' yet?
It's basically a small meeting before a bigger meeting.
Every aspect of this phrase and what it represents makes me want to hurl myself through a wood chipper.

'just to put some meat on the bones..'

"Flaps out"

"Get your gear down"

"Grease it onto the piano keys"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue"

My flight instructor talks a load of toss sometimes.

We need to populate those fields.

Sorry?? Ah, you mean 'Write in the fucking boxes'..........gotcha.

"This new project - we need to kick the tyres hard before progressing ..."

Glocalisation

Your first Ziptrip is a lot like a first date. You're
excited. You're nervous. Of course, there's always that
getting-to-know-you period. To keep the awkwardness to a
*minimum, here's a few top tips for you. *

-You'll find the keys in the glovebox. You can use
them to unlock and lock during your reservation.

-The fuel's on us! Use the fuel card (in the driver's
doorjamb) to pay when you fill up.

-Give yourself a little extra time for the first few
trips. Running late? Extend your reservation online or
by SMS: zipcar.co.uk/members/account-contact

-Each Zipcar has a home spot. At the end of your date,
bring your Zipcar back to where you found it.

And remember, although your relationship with your Zipcar
may feel like a one-on-one thing, we're a community, so
please be on time and don't leave the next member waiting.

Take it slow, make it special, and it'll be love at first
drive.

Happy driving,

The team at Zipcar

Streetcar:(

'Fine Dining'

From: Rxxxx, Jxxx (UK - London)
Sent: 01 November 2011 15:41
To: UK CF Real Estate Adv XXXXXXXXXXs & Admins
Subject: XXX email signature comms

It was raised at the senior EA meeting that not everyone’s email signature is on brand.

Could you please cascade this to your teams, asking them to check their signature is correct and also point it out to anyone that you know isn’t brand compliant.

I will also be asking Mark to upload this onto the intranet home page to try and get the message out there!

Thanks

Jxxx

^deserves a punch.

'Fine Dining'

This reminds me, a few weeks ago I saw a restaurant offering "indulgent, hand-cooked meals"

Hand-cooked?! WTF, fuck off!