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On that note:
On holiday in Thailand, I had a close call and almost ended up shagging a ladyboy. She looked like a woman and spoke like a woman, I didn't suspect a thing. But then I realised something was wrong when she drove us safely back to the hotel and parked the car in one manoeuvre.
And a new favourite of mine:
Toad and Frog are walking down the street. All of a sudden Toad's balls fall off and start to roll away. So Frog picks them up and says, "Here, do you want your balls toad?"
Toad looks at Frog, "You want your fucking arse kicked?"