Epic fail

Part time chef. Definitely shouldn't be possible for me to cut both my hands.

^mad skillz

fail

^^damn right

Depends on your job.

Manicurist or tree surgeon?

Lime squeezer.

wtf

A little slow off the merak there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0UMX-Rgnq0

Is that the ref leading by example and taking a dive?

yep

#doingitwrong

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They're not meant to fly like that

They are if you get it right

This is how it's done:

This is how it's photoshopped: http://wtf1.co.uk/post/4632044193

On Friday I was soldering. I was not wearing goggles but I would appreciate no preaching on this subject. Felt a bit of a pain in my eye a bit later. Go to RVEEH and it turns out I have a chemical burn from the flux and a blob of solder burned INTO my eye... FML. Word of caution kids, always wear your safety glasses. I didn't feel it until later as I was using MAPP gas, C.3,000C burn temperature, clean wound though and the doctor got most of it out. This was also terrifying, having a scary Polish woman coming at you with a needle to pick a bit of metal out of your eyeball is no fun.

Patch for 24hrs

Patch off last night and one seriously wonky eye. Should have no effect on my sight though after about a week or so, got lucky there.

Nasty shit there. I've had my mate going at my eye with tweezers before because I was too stupid to used glasses with a grinder

I had a grass seed husk stuck in my eye as a child that was bad so i can only guess what solder would be like


A non-cycling but well meaning relative is going to buy you one of those for Christmas. And you're going to have to wear it out of politeness :)

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^fact.

hope yaaaaaaar feeling alright

I saw a woman with an eyepatch the other day and it looked fantastic, i actually got envious. She totally pulled off the i-have-an-eyepatch-who-gives-a-fuck-actually-hey-look-it's-cool-i'm-gonna-show-it-off

there was a guy in leeds last night with a brown leather eye patch, serious main of hair and super sweet bike

it was like dog the bounty hunter on a cycletour.