2011-09-16 - Oh my, Guinness #5

from the botton of my arse is coming down a chicken!
full of shit and dust well rotten cos a lack of guinnes.
may i beg you for forgiveness for this awefull betrayal
and push again the brown feathers up my arse a sin of denayal!
oh! Bernie, betty, pottsmanuva
i wish i could hold your hands in Aruba
but a problem of "feathery peenies" and vicious womens
let without a penny im poor even in Cuba!
forgive Arthur Guinnes for letting you down in this party,
ill make it happen next time if im not to "farty".
in the mean time a big kiss, a huge hug and a wet dream
i wish for you all! ooooh my wheeled devils have fun until the end!

love you all...Bearfoot (chiscken shiter by royal decrete)

(In the style of Jeremy Paxman) ^Yeeeees.

A truly terrific turn out for the main even this evening. Significant points were: mmcarthy's Essex tan t-shirt, brakers breaking, laner's ChainBreaker style stack and a couple of chaps smoking turds.

Thanks to Bernie for getting this all together - absent friends would have been proud.