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  • Was that it all it took to stop you playing?

  • Possibly 5 or 10% of someones sales thread proceeds they said they would donate?

  • Was it you?

    You didn't say "cash only". Are you going to have more of this stuff? It's heavy shit...

  • Owww!

  • Otters do.

    And foxes.

    Christ... foxes really stink of piss.

    I have foxes living at the bottom of my garden. They don't smell.They do, however, shit everywhere and dig up my lawn.

  • no they really stink of piss.
    we have some in our basement and on hot summer days...

  • We have foxes in the garden. Fuckers. Fucker that shit everywhere.

  • Was that it all it took to stop you playing?

    Excuse me? I'm not fluent in gibberish...

    FTR: We cleared £150, three way split between LCEF, LHBPA and LFGSS...

  • I need to get a trap for mine then drown the fcukers.

    Aaahh, despite my annoyance at the lawn destruction I'm live and let live.
    We have a two cubs and they are quite cute potterring around the patio chasing mice.

  • Ferrets absolutely stench of musky piss... like that public loo in a park kind of smell.
    Still love 'em though

    There is a simple reason for this, they don't have any uretheral sphincters... Basically they are continuously dribbling wee. Rats and most rodents are the same.

    @Fox: http://meyounow.tumblr.com/post/1468790382

    Oh my god that's soooo cute.

  • ^
    Eww...

    @Fox: http://meyounow.tumblr.com/post/1468790382

    That is SO CUTE!

    Re: foxes, they sure ain't perfect, but trying to get rid of them is pointless - if you kill/trap one, another fox will move into the vacant terrority.

  • I've just checked.

    It wasn't me.

  • if you kill/trap one, another fox will move into the vacant terrority.

    They should legalise it.

  • Out for a ride the other night. In the middle of nowhere I stopped for a rest and because it was getting dark I didn't notice an old man climbing out of a ditch. About 70, walking with a cane, wearing a camouflaged hooded top, dragging a dead fox by the legs and what looked like a fucking sniper rifle with scope slung over his back. As he walked away I wanted to remind him about the laws prohibiting killing foxes in the area but then I remembered you don't pick fights with scary old mountain men carrying sniper rifles.

  • That was Tynan.

  • It's only dogs that you aren't allowed to kill foxes with, isn't it?

    Oh, I thought it's shotguns. Everybody around is using staffs to kill foxes. It's an urban tradition.

  • There are no foxs on the Isle of Man. FACT.

  • It's only dogs that you aren't allowed to kill foxes with, isn't it?

    I think they prohibited "hunting with hounds", so you could, say, hunt with a saucepan or similar whacking implement.

  • what looked like a fucking sniper rifle

    Normal people shoot foxes with with straight 0.22", or .22/250 if they don't like moving around much, but I know somebody who uses 0.357" Mag. Some might call it overkill, but since it will rip the filthy vermin in half any kind of a hit is pretty much guaranteed to kill quickly, whereas you can knock a corner off a fox with 0.22" and find the little bastard wandering about on three legs months later if it manages to avoid infection.

  • Is there a cycling detective that we can call to help?

  • Fox hunt ride?

  • Normal people shoot foxes with with straight 0.22", or .22/250 if they don't like moving around much, but I know somebody who uses 0.357" Mag. Some might call it overkill, but since it will rip the filthy vermin in half any kind of a hit is pretty much guaranteed to kill quickly, whereas you can knock a corner off a fox with 0.22" and find the little bastard wandering about on three legs months later if it manages to avoid infection.

    Being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

  • I also once saw a stuffed fox in a Croatian bus station. He was in a standing position wearing a sort of Alan Quatermain outfit and holding a shotgun. He was placed in a diorama protecting a tiny stuffed deer from a giant stuffed black bear.

  • £43.83 would make a very happytramp.

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