The 'good date ideas' thread

I was on a dating site once and mentioned that I'm a cycle instructor. One guy messaged me and said he'd never learnt to ride as a kid and could I teach him.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnndddd delete profile..

So much for encouraging the growth of greener transport alternatives! pfffft.....

I can ride a bike, but never did my cycling proficiency as I moved countries in year 5 so didn't get to do it...

can teach?

I can haz certificate/badge/sticker?

just interested int riding safe, honest...