Ways not to lock your bike

^^ just begging to be snipped with some paper scissors.

When will krytonite stop selling those cable things, or at least print ON the cable 'THIS IS NOT A LOCK'
I have actually overheard someone buying a bike in (gulp) evans, yes I went into an evans, big whoop wanna fight about it? ;) , and the spotty teenager suggested some accessories, one of which, a lock, a kryto d lock of some kind with the shitty liquorish'o'flex included. Spotty evans kid suggested that the cable is for 'extending' the D locks reach.
I had to with strain myself from interfering in his sale, trying to remember that we don't really have bike theft around here. /mini evans rant over

Nothing wrong with that.
You try convincing ppl to purchase and carry 2 D locks when they're only spending £400 on a bike.