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Anyone want to cut out seventy four 2 cm square animals from paper for me?

I've done 6 and my hands have started shaking.

Does anyone have a recommendation for a good place to get a couple poster sized prints made? I need one thats 80x60 and another 40x40, from some digital pics I have on my PC. I plan on getting them framed too. I found a place called http://www.zip-posters.co.uk/ which seem cheap, anything I should look out for with regards to quality??

the printspace.

^I tried that, sanded the edges real carefully and used a tiny bit of filler to get it completely flat but it's still visible and looks shit. I used to be a plasterer, which oddly enough meant there was no way I could be arsed to skim it.

Either scrape all the paint off (PITA) or get the ceiling skimmed.

So if you removed all the loose stuff you can skim straight over paint?

why are cockneys such food failures? can't do roast dinner without being poncey/bits missing, cant get chips in a breadroll

what's the deal?

^I tried that, sanded the edges real carefully and used a tiny bit of filler to get it completely flat but it's still visible and looks shit. I used to be a plasterer, which oddly enough meant there was no way I could be arsed to skim it.

Either scrape all the paint off (PITA) or get the ceiling skimmed.

That polycell flexible cieling stuff covers a multitude of sins

Anyone want to cut out seventy four 2 cm square animals from paper for me?

I've done 6 and my hands have started shaking.

Pay?

OK, posting a bicycle to Germany drama continues. Parcelforce have just told me they can't do it as it's too large and the only bicycles they can post abroad are children's. Parcelsplease have just said they would have to use DHL for something so large and the cost of postage is coming in at £164.10 (including VAT). This is utterly mental.
It amazes me that we actually have bicycles in our country from other countries, they must have migrated or got lost on a trip to the shops because they sure as hell weren't posted.
Is it really this difficult to post a bike to Germany? What other options do I have?
:(

There must be private companies that do it. Like the ones that shipped my bike to Mal's house in Poland from my door for £32.

cant get chips in a breadroll

They don't do chip butties in London? Another reason not to move there

They don't do chip butties in London? Another reason not to move there

Chip balm? What the holy sheep of god is a chip balm.

Buy chips, ask for bun?

Buttere roll down here even if they use marg.

Quite new to road bikes, im considering getting some new wheels, especially as ive bumped the back one a bit on a pretty large pothole incident. What things do I need to look for when buying rims?

Buy chips, ask for bun?

they didn't 'do' buns

I walked out in disgust

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Is this for that thing you have been going on about, the bag/card whatever it was?

ive bumped the back one a bit on a pretty large pothole incident. What things do I need to look for when buying rims?

By the sounds of it, potholes.

they didn't 'do' buns
I walked out in disgust

What do they put their hamburgers in?

pfff. listen up you northern monkeys: its a 'chippini' - do try and keep up.

at least that's what it's called at the 4 pound-a-go-peruvian-seed-loaf organic vegan bakery in brixton village.

i also like to complain about how awful it is that the minority communities have been priced out of the rental market there whilst sipping on a 3 quid flat-white.

i think they did fish, chips, sausage.. thats it

Bingo Will. Stupidly while I've been lying in bed doing fuck all for the past week I left all the material at work and now the deadline is the weekend.

First attempt at using stupidly expensive transfer silk didn't work as the colour doesn't show on the leather background so I'm resorting to printing on thin paper, cutting, then varnishing. Hope it doesn't look shit :(

I'm assuming you haven't got a small guillotine? They're quite cheap and would suit your job perfectly.

Got one but they're fiddly shapes to cut around unfortunately:

can you get gravy on chips in london?
can't believe nowhere sells a chip batch?

I'm assuming you haven't got a small guillotine? They're quite cheap and would suit your job perfectly.

Ahhh I need a new one of those, thanks for reminding me.

^^^ Oh right, I thought you meant 2cm squares. My mistake. You using a scalpel or scissors then?

I want a wheeley guillotine but can't afford one. Sticking to my Aldi cheap ass lever one until I ever need to use one often