What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Opened a bit of a pandora's box with this didn't I...

It's made my Friday afternoon go quicker though

Good find

If this cunt knew what's best for him he'd shave his hair and beard off cos his muggy boat is gonna be all over the gaff soon

I'd like to hide that fucker's hair dryer.

That'd learn him.

repped

I should probably point out that i found this from the Vice website (ironically), and they have already felt the full force of the internet ridiculing them.

what if they breed?

They have retorted to the hate on their blog!!!!

http://www.louderthansilence.com/

...telling them all stories about how cool London is and how they saw Lily Allen on Portobello Rd or Bryan Ferry's son looking at loafers in Spitalfields...

lol

Some food for thought here, thanks.

http://www.louderthansilence.com/

How irritatingly polite. Bastards

I hope they both go out and buy 2nd hand loafers tomorrow and get veruka's and foot AIDS

Having read that latest piece, having had some points clarified....

...I hate them more

I hope they are preparing a 'light supper' for their friends and they flick through the recipe book to find that some-one has ripped out the patata bravas page

I hope they are fingering through 2nd hand clothes on Brick Lane on Sunday and she puts her hand on a pair of used knickers with skids in them

Some food for thought here, thanks.

Was that patatas bravas for thought?

I hope that he is supping on a light ale in The Hawley Arms on Saturday evening and on his final sip he finds a toenail floating in the bottom

Some food for thought here, thanks.

it's not the blog that's causin' the hatin', pickles.

I hope her cafetiere develops a small hair-line fracture near the base. Not enough to brake it but just enough to instill an unsettling element of doubt.

Some food for thought here, thanks.

Have we been blessed with the presence of one of *the *actual bloggers??!

Sally love, can you get me Ross's autograph please?

I hope they get nits.

Not posh nits, or ironic nits, but horrid common nits that leave scabs on the scalp and make them both scrat at there bouffants until they turn into scruffy nests and they are ostracized by the Brick Lane community for resembling ordinary people.

Have we been blessed with the presence of one of *the *actual bloggers??!

Yup. God bless google analytics.

Meta-popcorn.

Do people still actually go to Brick Lane? I thought they've all moved on to Broadway Market or Columbia Rd?

Yup. God bless google analytics.

Why don't you make your blog more interesting and mix a bit of vintage Formula 1 in with it?

You could call it Niki Lauda than Silence.

I'll take 10%.