What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

But that's just it, they won't. People like this get so wrapped up in this whole bubble of conforming to their social group and being(in their mind) ubercool that the real world just passes them by. Their idols are equally cunty: Alexa Chung, Pete Doherty, Peaches Geldof, Amy Winehouse, any cunt in an indie band, Russell Brand etc, etc

I'm honestly horrified.

Can we start a new TV show for these people?

'The Only Way is Dignitas'.