What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I think they will realise it, one day.

I think they'll wake up, realise what frightful cunts they've made of themselves and just creep under the nearest brick to sob and cringe.
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But that's just it, they won't. People like this get so wrapped up in this whole bubble of conforming to their social group and being(in their mind) ubercool that the real world just passes them by. Their idols are equally cunty: Alexa Chung, Pete Doherty, Peaches Geldof, Amy Winehouse, any cunt in an indie band, Russell Brand etc, etc