What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

^^^^^That’s their dream. The whole world’s a stage, but they don’t stray west of Columbia Road.
It is beyond parody/satire. It is beyond science. It is beyond even them. They think they’re doing it right, but nobody really knows how to play that game right, which is why all hipster-savages like them are identikit clone-mongs and very drab. It’s OK to be drab. They need a stroke and reassurance that it’s OK to not live like Gilbert & George.

or Pearl and Dean...............oh hang on