What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

What a fuckin surprise:

*'He's partial to a cup of hot black coffee and designs for print and web at a creative agency in Hoxton, which is nice. When he's not sat in front of his mac he can usually be found in a pub watching a band with a beer in hand, or at home reading Chuck Palahniuk (or something equally as dark and satirical). He has an aversion to baggy jeans.'*

Fuck's sake. Basically, they like anything that's considered 'cool' in their peer group.