• It's the photos where he is stood by a wall looking blank and vague, like a heavily medicated patient, and then they swap places and strike a pose and the other one snaps away with the hipstermatic while she looks equally blank and vague and medicated, they're the pictures that really, truly grate. It's the photographic equivalent of his 'n' hers anoraks.

    If I went ferreting through my parents photo albums and found that lot of shit lurking in their past I'd kill them with a hammer and burn down the house.

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