Tnrc 2011

"Hello middleofnowhere's boss. Yes. That's right, he won't be in today. Mild case of the abdabs. In the stomach region. Hellishly messy. No, best not to talk about it. Floating. Green. Fatty. Oh, sorry, I wasn't supposed to talk about it. Terribly messy. Projectile. What's that? Yes, you must be very busy, are you ok? You sound a bit, eww, what was that? Ah, thought it sounded familiar. OK. Well, I think you should check in with your Doctor as well"

Okayed with boss so thank you Dr Dai-mow but your services will not be needed. Which is just as well cos that was making me feel genuinely ill.