Food

not if they involve copious amounts of butter and salt.

you're the worst eggs ever.

+Multirep etc etc.

scrambling is just a ham-fisted method of fucking up perfectly good eggs. you wouldnt say "oh, thats a nice cake.. .im going to smash it onto paste before i eats it"

The best scrambled eggs money can buy are utter heaven. Tiny bit of butter, pepper and cheeeeese.
Saying that - fried eggs in toasted muffins with rocket and 'chup....

/scampers off to the kitchen