I hate

Why weird? Have you met the landlord? He is pretty full on scary. On the upside, there aren't many pubs in London these days that guarantee a lock in 7 nights a week and after 11pm close the curtains and put the ashtrays out.

Because it's a Mexican themed pub with Celtic memorabilia everywhere. It's off the fucking charts. Mexiceltic. And it's got a maradona look-a-like, and lots of pissed Scots... And sombreros. It's fucked up.