Any question answered...

Right. You know those greetings cards you can get that when you open them, they play shit songs? Is it possible to programme your own songs? Or is there a site/service that will do this for you? I want one that plays keyboard cat. Oh and there's a catch. I'm supposed to be on holiday right now but clearly still finding time for inane questions on the forum. Back on the 11th then away the following week for work and I'd need this done if it's even possible for the first week of September. Someone google it for me. Pleeeeeeease.

http://www.talkingproducts.co.uk/photo_gift_greeting_cards.htm

You can buy the sound modules for a couple of quid on Ebay.
Otherwise go to Conrad electronics for a more reliable, expensive package that is easer to put into a card.

Thank you both :) shall check in an Internet cafe tomorrow. Phone wifi is extraordinarily slow.

Right, back now and rather than concentrate on things like finding a new job I'm looking into this again.

These options seem great - the only issue is that they seem to allow for 10 seconds recording max. I wonder if there's a way you can easily tamper with it to increase the recording/playback time?