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Those Millwall fans are just a bigger fatter version of what marched down my street last night. More poundage of gobby dunce for the fuzz to deal with when it does kick off... I assume they've all stayed off the booze and are clear about their rules of engagement right...? Right?

As far as I can tell, they all met up at a pub.

I'm sure they were on the shandy though.