In the news

OK, I'm going for a recon to the local retail park. It was scheduled to be attacked at 4PM, so I'm bit uncomfortable.

You mean TK.Maxx and ASDA? :O

Again!?

eyewitness accounts only people. no point confusing things..

No, L-stone Tesco. Then Asda. I think local chaps are bit ashamed that they haven't managed to inflict any serious damage so far.

News just in:

If anyone's in or near Putney/Hammersmith - there's a group approx. 200 strong heading north west from Wandsworth shopping centre.

where's this from?

Looting continues…

actually horatio most people feel that those statements are true. if a little heated in the moment.

Joe Cornish's fault apparently.

Lolz

Maybe some of the riot police should be armed with Boggins-style attack dogs for a double-whammy attack on the scumbags

Looting continues…

Cunt.

actually horatio most people feel that those statements are true. if a little heated in the moment.

I don't.

The seagull of course.

horatio - not being inflamatory but what will you do tonight if they come and start setting fire to your house? how will you feel about them? genuine question.

News just in:

If anyone's in or near Putney/Hammersmith - there's a group approx. 200 strong heading north west from Wandsworth shopping centre.

"News just in" - from where exactly, Rowhan? From one person on Twitter?

If you're going to copy and paste "news" into this thread, it makes sense to quote your source, considering there are 700+ people reading it.

thanks horatio i will look at that. Wasn't coming down on dooks or anyone for that joke. I understand where it came from and know it wasn't meant to cause a problem.

word.

massive joke fail.

have apologised to ralph for giving him a fright.

No, L-stone Tesco. Then Asda. I think local chaps are bit ashamed that they haven't managed to inflict any serious damage so far.

Get me some stubbies from Asda! 3 quid for 10!

actually horatio most people feel that those statements are true. if a little heated in the moment.

Not here thankyouverymuch.

by the Police?

Don't think so, perhaps the organisers. Haven't seen any police sticking around here (Tooley St). Everyone has vanished from outside it though.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize people couldn't do more than one thing (like try to think about what the fuck is going in addition to wondering how the fuck we can stop it). I won't get in the way of people calling huge swaths of the population "cunts!" any more because clearly that is doing more good than harm I guess, as that's the only thing I can imagine you mean when you say: "shall we assess that after the fires have gone out and before more people get hurt?" The real heroes, the people really stopping the fires it would seem, are these great citizens:

"Fuck yeah! Gun them down"

"we must put an end to this SOON' How about real fucking soon? like now. Time to go on the offensive."

"They hate the police, they certainly have no respect for them- so it sounds a bit like the police have nothing to lose with this "generation", maybe cracking some heads would stop them fucking up London again?"

"Can't quite belive there's so many armchair socialists who're defending the looters. You're fucking idiots. You obviously don't own any property nor families. You have also never been outside and faced those "youths". Bunch of stupid cunts."

"if he has a spare rifle I'll join him."

"Time to get the Army in and shoot these scum, I'm sure some of you will give these cnuts a political excuse."

"Pretty upsetting to be honest. These people aren't fit to vote."

"Of course they're on the fucking dole. When they're not drug dealing or beating people up. They should make 'scum bag' a full time job in the UK. Give these people a bit of self worth and cut the unemployment rate in one go"

"Whoever did it should be tied to a chair and have their own home set on fire and see if they can escape."

"Riots? Most are thieving estate scum. Cunts - that's the word.

"If police doesn't do anything they will eventually turn against private property.
I'm not sure about you, but any cunt will try to steal or vandalise my property will be dead by the morning. So fuck off!"

"Any little cunt that tries it tonight deserves all they get"

"People are over analysing this. These scum, yes SCUM are not trying to make any sort of point. Their intelligence levels would not allow it."

"Kill all these bastards and you would thoroughly improve our capital and other major cities."

^ heroes. All of them.

how long did it take you to collate that? please fuck off to lower clapton and hug some hoodies

Left work early after reading all the #londonriots #brixton tweets...

Everything normal... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
#twitterisshit #chinesewhipsers #notbeingracist

IKEA evacuated. Eyes on the roof so they're ready for them.

Ooh. Gizza bell. Ta.

will do when leaving here

i can see waterloo roundabout from my window. counted 12 vans full of riot police in the last 30mins heading south at full speed. where are they off to?

actually horatio most people feel that those statements are true. if a little heated in the moment.

And I think they're absolutely fucked up and need to be addressed. Even in the heat of the moment those types of thoughts really need to be called out for what they are. Fucked. Up.

horatio - not being inflamatory but what will you do tonight if they come and start setting fire to your house? how will you feel about them? genuine question.

Why cannot I be opposed to people being horrible and inflammatory and disgusting, and still be opposed to the looters/rioters? It's not one or the other. I think it's fucking shameful. I don't support people calling for them to be shot on the spot and talking about removing their political rights.

"News just in" - from where exactly, Rowhan? From one person on Twitter?

If you're going to copy and paste "news" into this thread, it makes sense to quote your source, considering there are 700+ people reading it.

where's this from?

From a C.I.D officer in Hammersmith

SAFE TOILET LIST
1- Harrod's
2 - Bodean's
3 - 1001 (Bricklane)
4 - Stoke Newington Police Station
5 - madame Tussauds Staff toilets.
6 - Heatrow Airport
7 - tate Modern
8 - B'ham Palace
9 - Any job centre

following twitter has just gotten ridiculous

" watch out at X everyone!! super dangerous, muggins, beatings, zombies!!"
" just walked pas X everything fine, sunshine and people walking their dogs "

I really should just stop. but always have to read just one more post....