Ways not to lock your bike

I see these photos and the first thing I think is "hmm, now where could that be?"

Too much bike tag :/

Back wheel is vulnerable.

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^ Jokes.

I once forgot to take my head with me and locked my bike the usual way through the frame and back wheel... but I forgot to lock it to the railing... 3 hrs later my bike's been moved but still in one piece. Maybe someone took it for a text ride and decided it wasn't good enough? Never forget to leave my head home again.

^ better keep it screwed on right.

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^^

Does not compute.

I like the purple one behind too. if you took the bars/forks off that lock would slip over the head tube no probs, then you could re-attach forks/bars and ride off.

But to go to all that tangley tangley effort for something so ineffective is worthy of admiration.
It's a half decent shackle an all on't floor.

actually it's conceivable that they broke the key in the lock for the chain on the floor (with kryptocable attached) and are using the liquorice whip and cable as a temporary measure).

/iseetenuouspeople

That is far too forgiving.
Come on, this is the internet - where is your vitriol?!?!?!

I for one think the bike owner must be a massive retarded wank stain.

Looks like they are having a go at DIY Arrospoks too!

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My god that's special...

I love the floro tassels

Bikeradar Bike...

also, where's the bottom half of the chain?

pitches childrens hipster cycling show idea to tv execs

"it's called Blue Pista, and every week we'll show them how to jazz up their bike with everyday household materials they've probably never heard of... pipe cleaners WTF!"

#been there done that

^^ Repped for "Blue Pista".

We should do a Scraper Run.

Bikeradar Bike...

also, where's the bottom half of the chain?

no really, where is it? This is hurting my head trying to work it out

Bikeradar Bike...

also, where's the bottom half of the chain?

no really, where is it? This is hurting my head trying to work it out

Hahaha - c'mon guys.....

Hidden just out of sight because of the deraileur. Y'aint lookin at a fixeh

Waking up thursday with a massive hangover, I found my bike leaned against a railing with the ulock around the toptube and then round a portruding(?) bit of rail. I only realised what I'd done, when it tipped over when I tried to unlock it.

Outside Sainsburys in Angel this evening. The cable lock is going through the d-lock which has been left on the frame bracket. It's through the frame as well but still...

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Bikeradar Bike...

also, where's the bottom half of the chain?

no really, where is it? This is hurting my head trying to work it out

hidden behind the left hand chainstay