I thought that this thread was supposed to be about fighting and not about giving each other limp clammy handshakes.
RPM, if it is malaria, you will be related, by blood, to Cheryl Cole. That should please you.
You've just made me think it would be great fun to spend a week offering my hand to be shaken at any half-opportunity that arises, but do the most soggy lettuce leaf shake I can muster, whilst failing to withdraw my hand after an appropriate length of time.
You've just made me think it would be great fun to spend a week offering my hand to be shaken at any half-opportunity that arises, but do the most soggy lettuce leaf shake I can muster, whilst failing to withdraw my hand after an appropriate length of time.
That would fully fuck people up.