break-in(?)

I got the shit kicked out me by a car load of yoots, when I went to the police station to report it the copper (who was black) interviewing me said "was it black lads?" I said "no two white, one black and one asian" the coppers face cracked up and he said "HAHAHA! ...well you cant say it was racially motivated then eh!, eh!"

...sounds like an edgy Benneton campaign