Tour De France 2011

this tour is great but i have no interest in the ass-watching of leoschlek and bert, it's like watching 3 bum pals decide whose cock is going to get touched first. they are a boring bunch of prick teasers who stare at each others bums, 'after you Andy', 'no thanks i'm fine here', shall we go now? 'im not going on my own it's not safe', is alby coming too?' 'hi chaps, you look lovely together, i love how your buns jiggle'.
zzzzzzzzzzz..........

I honestly think bertie hasn't got the gas - he's close to the edge. Basso was pretty active yesterday, keeping the pace uncomfortably high for most of the favourites. This stopped the Schlecks attacking and kept Evans under pressure.

I'd never describe the racing as dull though. You forget just how fast they're going, and how fucking knackering even a single dig can be.