Whats the weirdest / oddest thing you done to keep a women/man happy?

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Drove to a country estate in the wilds of Worcestershire, climbed to the top of a giant 'christmas tree' and lopped the top off, in the freeeeezing cold, so that my poor GF at the time could have a tree as Xmas. Hands, arms and face absolutely covered in a rash from the sap and thorns.

I've been pretending i like drunken fried chicken.

Also: went to 333

haha... i went to joiners on more then one occasion and on school nights. I win... maybe not.

ate two massive sunday dinners, one after another.

Went to North London.

It was terrifying up there.

All those tube stations scare ya?

Went to North London.

No way! sad.

All those tube stations scare ya?

Morlock holes?

Baker Street's more west/central.

haha... i went to joiners on more then one occasion and on school nights. I win... maybe not.

Unless you've stayed the whole time in the toilets it doesn't really count.

Whats the weirdest / oddest thing you done to keep a women happy?

I listen

Listened to Lady Gaga on repeat for the last year, not the album. Single songs at a time...

Married her!

Also: went to 333

Bahaha!

Strap-on

I liked it when she used a cheeky debra winger

I once punched a fat goth in a toilet for a girl.

There was a certain amount of pleasure involved, I'm ashamed to admit.

donkey punch?

[fat goth] bitches love a donkey punch

Nah, I just burst his black lipstick.

I think I did him a bit of a favour really.

He started crying and his eye make up started to run, so when he left the toilet he looked like The Crow with a thyroid problem.

I felt like a bit of a cunt, if I'm honest.

Tidied up

Tidied up

What did he do to you then...?

Attempted to cook a meal involving more than three ingredients.

(I failed)