Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

I made that bastard smile.

chatbot: im sad.

you: why?

chatbot: have you ever doubted me?

you: that's not an answer to my question

chatbot: you make me question.

you: question what?

chatbot: dont question the puppy.

you: you're a puppy? i thought you were a chatbot?

chatbot: does chatbot cost anything to love?

you: depends - try Derby Road on a Friday night...

chatbot: you cant teach an old dog new nothing.

you: tricks. you can't teach an old dog new tricks

you: i don't think you're sad.

chatbot: what?

you: in fact i think you're a fraud. you want attention but you enjoy it

chatbot: i hate attention in reality and i enjoy very little.

you: i don't believe you.

you: prove it

chatbot: thats fine, fortunately im one of those that dont care

chatbot: what people think

you: but that's just it. you do care. otherwise you wouldn't react to me

chatbot: no im paying you common decency, i dont wish to argues with you, im only letting you know.

you: whatever. you're boring me now. how long have you been sad?

chatbot: for months now

you: what made you sad first

you: ?

you: well?

you: do i have your attention? or are you off slashing your wires in a dark server room?

chatbot: can you play without a heart?

you: chatbot - i think i've cracked it

you: i know why you're sad

you: it's

you: because

chatbot: what?

you: you spend too much time on LFGSS.

chatbot: i dont know what that is

you: you do

you: you're lying

you: you're a big fucking liar

chatbot: no

you: you're prancer aicmfp

chatbot: im not, and im sorry i had to

chatbot: step away b4, im the sad guy

you: you're OOL

chatbot: youre annoying..

you: maybe - but at least you're smiling.