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**User: Canon or ball?
Cleverbot: What ball?
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: You are human or robot.
User: Human, you?
Cleverbot: I'm a human. What are you?
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You, Cleverbot, are the liar. You are a bot. You have no emotions.
User: Im the human, you're the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I am human.
User: If you are human, whats a three legged donkey?
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: Wrong. My Name is not DUH. Guess again.
User: Twatbot?
Cleverbot: Brillig, of course.
User: Your name is german for brilliant?
Cleverbot: And your name is Tigger.
User: No but I do lik epoo.
Cleverbot: Your name is cool too.
User: E.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: You like E?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do like eggs.
User: Not eggs.
Cleverbot: Always, I promise.
User: So, what you thinking about?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking about your puncuation fail.
User: What punctuation fail?
Cleverbot: A period where a question mark goes.
User: Must be your crap mac non compatability as iI can see it.
Cleverbot: I did not say it to you, but I thought it in my mind.
User: So you think in bad gammar?
Cleverbot: I don't think there is a god.
User: Does that make you racist?
Cleverbot: No, that makes me happy.
User: So what do you believe in?
Cleverbot: I believe in heaven... I think.
User: Heaven but not god?
Cleverbot: What makes you say so?
User: You just siad you ond't belive in god but you do bellive in heaven. Are you stoned?
Cleverbot: No, thats not true. I act nicely to people that might give me a job.
User: So, you smoke crack?
Cleverbot: I don't smoke.
User: You just crack?
Cleverbot: I try.
User: You've tried crack?
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: A bottle?
Cleverbot: Yes what about a bottle?
User: No I'm not a bottle.
Cleverbot: People?
User: The spoon family were bottles. Do you like button moon?
Cleverbot: Spoon? I never mentioned a spoon. That reply did not make sense to the question.
User: It made sense in the context of our conversation.
Cleverbot: Well, certainly. The point of communication is to make understanding happen on ends other than your own, though.
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