Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

You can't type essays into it, it gets cut off

chatbot: im sad.

you: why?

chatbot: did you hear the one about the legs and a deaf monkey?

you: no, sounds amusing.

chatbot: i had a amusing teacher.

you: do you mean an amusing teacher? you will never be happy if your grammar is poor

chatbot: my teacher flew away.

you: was your teacher peter pan?

chatbot: have you ever killed a teacher?

chatbot: hu

chatbot: *huh

you: thankfully, no, contemplated it a few times

chatbot: Who are you?

you: I am Jason Bourne, still on the run, still a total badass

chatbot: Who are you?

you: okay, you got me, I'm not Jason Bourne, I am Indiana Jones! I discovered that if I cheer you up you

chatbot: What is that?

you: Indiana Jones is an archeological professer and grade A winner.

chatbot: Where am I?

you: You sir, are in the remnants of Old New York, the lost ruins of New York that were destroyed in the

you: year 2214

chatbot: I hate you.

you: i hate you too