I hate

I've thought this exact same thing. Once I saw the triple-whammy of a lady wearing trainers with a suit, carrying (what I assume was) a latte in one of these bijou Thermos cup/flasks AND reading Dan Brown's bestselling children's novel 'Digital Fortress' on the tube. I reckon these people live for the commute and actually probably have pretty boring desk jobs.

Spot on! And totally bleak.

I've thought this exact same thing. Once I saw the triple-whammy of a lady wearing trainers with a suit, carrying (what I assume was) a latte in one of these bijou Thermos cup/flasks AND reading Dan Brown's bestselling children's novel 'Digital Fortress' on the tube. I reckon these people live for the commute and actually probably have pretty boring desk jobs.

Oh dear God! I'd love to kick her in the shins

Yeah you've got it though, these people(Men & Women) always seem to be in suits and trainers...'in a rush' and with a fuckin rucksack!

Weapons!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I know. And don't get me started about those twats in Sidis with cycling caps and pristine messenger bags sipping coffee and pushing their expensive bikes around.

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^ fuckinell. i think that was me this morning.

what happened?

It was me too :) And probably Pisti

Taking in coffee is many times cheaper than buying one every morning.

Drinking out would be 1.50 x 5 = 7.50
versus a tin of good coffee for £5 giving you 30/40 cups

I walked to work today but I did grab an egg & bacon sarnie on the way....no coffee though

Taking in coffee is many times cheaper than buying one every morning.

Drinking out would be 1.50 x 5 = 7.50
versus a tin of good coffee for £5 giving you 30/40 cups

so drink one before you leave then?

I walked to work today but I did grab an egg & bacon sarnie on the way....no coffee though

Which leads me to....

Why is it whenever you go into a cafe the fella behind the counter always seems to have soil in his ears

"Yes sir what can I get you?"

"Egg & bacon toasted white sandwich please mate...with ketchup"

2mins later:

"Was that white or brown bread?

"White please"

"Butter?"

"Please"

2mins later:

"Any sauce?"

"Ketchup please"

"Anything else"

Oh FFS, if I wanted anything else I would have said you deaf cunt!*

*disn't actually say that, only in my head

so drink one before you leave then?

I don't use a thermos. I'm just saying. Shit's expensive.

You can have one of mine for free!

^ that sounds weirdly like a come on, doesn't it?

er..suits and trainers?
Rab C Nesbit fashion eh

I've recently moved office from SE1 to EC2.

This brings with it an important consideration- all the bins vanish.

So, I have been considering a KeepCup type thing so that I can stow it in my bag when I have finished my coffee, as otherwise I need to walk the bike all the way to the office due to having a now empty papercup in one hand.

I've also now thrown away ~700 paper cups from Monmouth I think, which seems a little wasteful.

Microwaved ‘scrambled’ eggs. Eggs fried in a ring-mould. ‘Poached’ eggs cooked in a mould in an oven. The mistreatment of eggs generally.

lol

Microwaved ‘scrambled’ eggs. Eggs fried in a ring-mould. ‘Poached’ eggs cooked in a mould in an oven. The mistreatment of eggs generally.

This ^

Eggs are the king of the breakfast table and should be treated accordingly.

Ketchup on a bacon and egg sarnie, you mad?

on the subject of sauces, I hate girly brown sauce

Talkin of 'fruity' and the image of parliament

....it's Gay Pride today

Talkin of brown sauce

....it's Gay Pride today

Sorry

I hate Pride.

#seriously

the taste of bile in my mouth. why won't it go away!
tried to drink strong things, took a spoonful of ground coffee, sucked a lemon and chewed the most aweful cherry gum I could find. minutes later, and the old familiar taste is back again. urhg.

Rank!

on the subject of sauces, I hate girly brown sauce

I hate it when you ask for brown sauce and you given this or that daddies crap. There's only one brown sauce for me and I will accept no substitues.